Not Me Monday!!

I was not asleep by 10:30 on Valentine's Day evening nor did I leave my poor husband watching TV alone in the basement. :(

We did not get rid of cable this week because the kids were starting to watch too much and the cable bill got jacked up too high from the stupid cable company's error...that they wouldn't fix.

Nope, I did not forget to post a Giveaway on my other blog Saturday morning. Oops!

There is no way that I went to a late movie with a good friend last week instead of going to the gym...I would have been way too sweaty to have made it out in public...trust me!

I would never have skipped the kids' bath a couple of different evenings last night and sent them straight to bed. Nope, woulda never done that!

I do not have PILES and PILES of laundry on my guest bed waiting to be folded (I think I posted this same thing last week). But instead of folding, I just pile more on there and search frantically while running late to things.

I did not wait until the very last minute on Monday to get ready to come up with a game for Hannah's "Friendship Party". Nope, that wasn't me at CVS at 9:42 (had to be at school by 9:45) trying to hunt down something, ANYTHING to keep the kids occupied and happy. So, of course I didn't buy a ridiculous humongous card to play Pin the Heart on the Teddy Bear's Nose as a last minute game.

I did not scarf down donuts two mornings in a row this weekend after Brad brought them home as a surprise for the kids on Saturday morning. I know that those pastries go straight to my arse and would never, ever put extra cellulite on my hips. Mmmm they were good though!

Have a great week!