Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not consider dumping all the toys from our house into a Salvation Army bin when the kids were not cooperating during cleanup time. That was most certainly not one of my thoughts for my always obedient children.

I would never stay up until 2 in the morning clicking on random blogs instead of getting much needed sleep. Not I.

I did not re-wash the same load of clothes twice so that I could put folding the load in the dryer off for a few more hours. I would never be so inconsiderate of our resources.

The thought has never crossed my mind to go to the community center, work out and then leave the kids in the "Kid Korner" for a few extra minutes so I could have a little more time to myself. Uh huh.

I did not eat the new Quaker Guacamole Chips for a late breakfast today. That would be totally unhealthy. Nor did I buy a jar of Nutella so that I could have my own little snack that I won't share with anyone. I would never be so selfish.

I am not sitting here repeating myself with, "Pick up your toys so we can go take a nap." Because even I know that the kids would rather pick up for hours instead of taking a nap.

I didn't eat several forkfulls of banana pepper slices right out of the jar for lunch. Unfortunately they were accompanied by a cardboard-style pizza. I would never become obsessed with something like banana peppers. Heck no, I don't obsess over anything. Nope.

Have a great week!